Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Animals Bred: 189 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • JonGames – Survival Land Claim

    JonGames – Survival Land Claim

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 New Chunks Explored: 169206
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Light

    Light

    Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Potions Brewed: 58
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 242 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Secure Heaven

    Secure Heaven

    Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Runes Activated: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Friends In Game

    Friends In Game

    The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Gods Slained: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 4813
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • MC.LOL

    MC.LOL

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 344 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • PrismForge

    PrismForge

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 8900

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Esoteric Survival

    Esoteric Survival

    – Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Valegate

    Valegate

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Mines Excavated: 2863
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

    FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 317 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 21 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Humblex

    Humblex

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • One Peace

    One Peace

    What is One Peace One Peace is a community survival with all the same things you love about any other community survival servers, but more to spice up your in-game experience! Including custom items, cool events and more! What about the custom items Our custom items are super cool! Some of them even have special enchants that can heal you or give you more health! Over the course of our long history we have added many new items like LIGHT SABERS, CUPID BOWS, and EVEN AMIIBOS!!!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Farms Harvested: 613 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Hojki

    Hojki

    Welcome to Hojki, a Dutch medieval server where creativity is central. Build impressive castles and lively villages with us. Collaborate on major projects or bring your own masterpieces to life. Whether you are an experienced builder or just starting out, everyone is welcome. Share inspiration, make new friends and let your imagination run wild. Hojki offers a cozy community where you can build your own medieval world, full of adventure and possibilities. Join us and discover a world of endless creativity!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 43
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BoxVentures

    BoxVentures

    BoxVentures is a mining/pvp based sever hosted on Minehut. BoxVentures has unique qualities such as fun chat games, helpful staff members, well made skripts, custom fishing, different dimensions, and more!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Villages Defended: 16

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Cataclysm Of Clans

    Cataclysm Of Clans

    Welcome Survivors to Cataclysm Clans: Rise of a New World! In this post-apocalyptic Minecraft realm, where chaos and rebirth intertwine, you embark on a journey like never before. Brace yourselves for the ultimate adventure, where each step echoes the resilience of survival.Cataclysm Clans Awaits You – Forge Your Legacy!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • SurviveTheNight

    SurviveTheNight

    Gamers you are all invited to join and test the new MMORPG Project called Survive The NightWhat is Survive The Night STN is a Massive Multiplayer Custom Built experience, play with your friends to conquer Foes. Take on daring Quests to receive Epic rewards Mine you way to Fortunes and riches that only a true Dwarfing Minecrafter would be proud of. Trade with Players and NPCs alike in a Open commerce space. Aquire the best Loot and take on Mega BossesConquer the Depths of the Spiral Sewers to obtain unimaginable weapons Take on the Survive The Night itself, in a custom built Dungeon experience, set world records for timed runs, obtain the best Dungeon loot obtained from chests at the end of your RunsThe World of STN is only now being brought to life, and we need you brave adventures to take on the Challenge ARE YOU WORTHY

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Magic Items Found: 7052 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 19

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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