Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Holy Grails Found: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • SkyLife

    SkyLife

    Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Villages Defended: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 325 Mines Excavated: 2756
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MineCrafty Server

    MineCrafty Server

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 86 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • AMinecraft

    AMinecraft

    AMinecraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server founded in 2012, and we’re looking to replenish it! ___________________________________ In the recent months we have made many new editions to our server, including: • A brand-new spawn • Plugin fixes • New Spleef arena ___________________________________ We are looking forward to hosting events such as: • Mining events • PvP events And of course we’re always open to suggestions! ___________________________________ https://linktr.ee/aminecraft So let’s build community and have some fun! We can’t wait to see you there! 1.20.1 – Spigot

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Alien Abductions: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • The Celestial Expanse

    The Celestial Expanse

    The Celestial Expanse is an extremely detailed SciFi Towny Nations Server. Explore, Colonize and/or Conquer over 20 Planets! Build a Metropolis! Design an entire Starship Fleet! Grow an Industrial Complex larger than anyone else’s! If this post piqued your interest; feel free to check us out! IP: celestialmc.zapto.org Versions: 1.17-1.19.2 (Chat Reporting >> Disabled)

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 11

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Rodion Network

    Rodion Network

    RODION NETWORK We are a small minecraft community looking further into growing and make people have a fun time with their friends or knowing new people that play our server. Our current gamemodes are: » Skyblock: A basic OP Skyblock that hastons of features that are listed below: Slime Fun Minions Auction House Mayors Custom Enchants Daily Rewards And much more! IP: play.rodion-network.com Store: https://rodion-network.com/store

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7730
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MassCraft

    MassCraft

    MassCraft is a MMO Minecraft server with the best gamemodes! Come join in for Faction | Creative | Economy and More! Our friendly Admins will make sure you have a good experience. We are also a small and dedicated server to help give the best performance to all of our players. Head over to our website for more info!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Emeralds Found: 6550 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • HOMIE SMP

    HOMIE SMP

    [1.20.4]Homie SMP is a new server made by a couple of friends, Custom made with alot of fun plugins to keep you entertained the whole time! We have Quests, Crates, Mob Arena and more! Join today and give us a try, let us know what you think and if you want something we could add it 🙂

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Villages Defended: 20
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Void Gems Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Melvinnoob SMP

    Melvinnoob SMP

    Melvinnoob smp is a NON pay to win minecraft server but feature lots of fun command. its base on simple survival minecraft but with shop gui and other cool stuff.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 291 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Ores Mined: 7073
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MUGEN

    MUGEN

    welcome to mugen!!on this server we provide minigames like skyblock!! You definitely won’t get bored because it has very unique features is sf JAVA│◆ IP : play.mugenarea.my.id │◆ VERSION : 1.8.7 – 1.20.1 BEDROCK │◆ IP : play.mugenarea.my.id │◆ PORT :3037 │◆ VERSION : 1.16 – 1.20+

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 58

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Skull Network

    Skull Network

    SKULL NETWORKx Custom Enchantments x Land Claim x Marketplace x Player Skills, Warps, Shops, trades, jobs, Quests x 24/7 Active Players x Custom Ranks x Custom Crates x Hiring Staffs x Daily Rewards x More Coming Soon

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Potions Brewed: 30 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Dimension Hops: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MC Flow

    MC Flow

    Explore our survival world with PvP 1.8 and unique features. Enjoy VIPs, epic events, mystery boxes, rewarded votes, and a vibrant community. Updated World: World generated in version 1.20.2, more world with different resources. Server with PvP 1.8. Exclusive VIPs: Special benefits, exclusive commands and events for VIPs. Mystery Boxes: Discover exclusive items and surprises when you open boxes with keys. Rewarded Votes: Contribute by voting daily and receive exclusive rewards. Epic Events: Exciting challenges and memorable celebrations. Battle Pass, Incredible Missions, Spawners, Weddings, Casino, Duels, Pets, Duels, Museum of unique items and much more!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • fate x network

    fate x network

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where adventure knows no bounds! Immerse yourself in a world of RPG bosses, mythical PvP battles, and the creative challenge of Skyblock. Engage in epic quests against powerful bosses, test your skills in intense PvP showdowns, and build your own floating paradise in the sky.But that’s not all – our server is packed with amusing features, easter eggs, and unique events that will keep you entertained. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, join our vibrant community for laughter, camaraderie, and endless fun. Explore the magic of RPG, mythical PvP, Skyblock, and more, making our server a truly exceptional Minecraft experience!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SkyHub

    SkyHub

    Welcome to SkyHub, the ultimate SkyBlock experience! Immerse yourself in a sky-high adventure where you start with nothing but a floating island and your wits. Build and expand your island, conquer challenges, and unlock new dimensions of creativity. With custom features, challenging quests, and a vibrant community, SkyHub promises an unparalleled SkyBlock journey. Join us and elevate your gameplay to new heights!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ZombiEra Official

    ZombiEra Official

    Welcome to ZombiEra Minecraft server!Dear Minecraft enthusiasts, experience a unique zombie apocalypse on ZombiEra Official! Our custom plugin transforms the vanilla Minecraft world for an unparalleled gaming experience.Open Beta Now Live! Join, explore, and report bugs. Your feedback refines the game for you.Your Ideas Shape Us. Be part of our community-driven server! Share suggestions, shaping the future of ZombiEra Official.Server Details: Version 1.18.x to 1.20.x, Platform: Java EditionEmbark on the ZombiEra journey today! Join us in creating an epic Minecraft apocalypse. Sincerely, ZombiEra Official Team

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Crops Grown: 2016 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7200 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SpillZone

    SpillZone

    Hello and welcome to SpillSone Norwegian Minecraft Server!Game zone consists of several game zones, which means that you can choose from * Survival * Towny * Vanilla (Whitelisted) * MiniGames (BedWars, BuildBattle, Parkour, The Lab, and PartyGames)You choose what suits you to play!But I recommend that you read the SpillSone.no website for more information!The server opens 28 January 2024

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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