Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Elyria Online

    Elyria Online

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Ores Mined: 2413
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Build the Vote

    Build the Vote

    Welcome to Build the Vote. A Minecraft voting experience by Rock the Vote. On the server, you’ll learn about the electoral process in the United States. And the best part: you’ll see what it’s like to vote.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 50
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • SoftSlayer

    SoftSlayer

    Info: Well where do I start… SoftSlayer has been around for about 9 years now, with a pretty dedicated community that still plays a bunch of games together (obviously including Minecraft). Our server is small and pretty simple, it’s a mostly vanilla atmosphere with a few things added like /home and /warps. Everyone is friendly and helpful with most things needed. PvP is disabled (we have a custom PvP arena to scratch your PvP itch), griefing is not allowed (mods will rollback if you get griefed) and you can lock your chests.

    Rules: Just the basics here, no hacking, no overly vulgar/racist/homophobic chat, no griefing. Pretty much basic rules.

    Whitelist: Join our discord server to apply for our whitelist!

    Discord link: https://discord.gg/qNSMbEE We hope to see you around!

    IP: softslayer.com

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • EvaGens

    EvaGens

    EvaGens is a new amazing and unique server where you run around collecting resources and then you trade the resources with the villagers!!!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • House Of Gamers

    House Of Gamers

    House Of Gamers is a Greek Minecraft SMP where you can play Survival with your friends. The Server has Economy, Crates, Custom Enchants, Shop, AuctionHouse and many other fun features that make it stand out! Become a member of our group and meet people, make friends and enjoy a proper Minecraft Survival Experience!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Minemu Network

    Minemu Network

    Minemu Network is a set of Minecraft servers where you can play with your friends from any platform (PC, phone or consoles), from version 1.8.X to the most recent.

    You can play with your friends in our Survival RPG, where you can build your house with custom furniture, explore the world together with your pets and fight bosses with your RPG skills, a wide range of extra enchantments and brand new artifacts. This server is mainly PVE but you can have duels with your friends in the Colosseum.

    You can also enjoy mini-games like The Bridge, Village Defense or our special, Mob Arena.

    What are you waiting for? Bring your friends to enjoy with us!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • PixGrove

    PixGrove

    PixGrove SMP is community driven, offering a non-competitive, survival multiplayer gameplay experience. Molded by its community, we incorporate features, update our rules and implement suggestions by the players through having approachable and active staff. We do not restrict players when building, raiding or looting unclaimed land while prohibiting cheating and/or hacking.

    SMP features: Land-claim system and grief prevention. Playtime tiers and Voting ranks with rewards. Player run shops. Emotes. Resource world reset once per month. Creative world for higher rank.. No Survival world resets.

    Rules: No racism, sexism, discrimination or harassment. Looting and raiding is allowed. AFKing and AFK machines are allowed. No hacking, cheating or clients modded for cheating. See discord for more information.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 42

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Hisparquia

    Hisparquia

    Hisparquia is a cracked vanilla anarchy minecraft server with no rules that started on August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, it has never been reset, and is over 700 gigs in storage.

    Hisparquia is a vanilla anarchy cracked minecraft server with no rules that started in August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, has never been rebooted, and has over 700 gigs in storage.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Magic Items Found: 1099
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Ghoulcraft

    Ghoulcraft

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Casual MC

    Casual MC

    Supported Versions: 1.13 – 1.20.2

    Casual MC is a Survival server (SMP) with custom items sold by an NPC named Shady Guy, extra build height (1024 blocks), custom end dimension, custom world generation, new dimensions and more! if you want to join our discord please do so at: https://discord.gg/FEAjRsgQMe

    IP: play.casualmc.net

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 79
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ZenithSMP – Cracked Java & Bedrock

    ZenithSMP – Cracked Java & Bedrock

    ZenithSMP is a survival multiplayer server.

    – Custom Enchants – Land Claiming – Player Warps – Companions – Jobs – Upgradeable Spawners – Resource Galaxy

    Be a lone wolf, team up with your friends or even make new friends and start an alliance! There’s always something to do on Zenith.

    Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • FunDaily

    FunDaily

    Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Good luck!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • TTVSMP Community Server

    TTVSMP Community Server

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9701

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MugroKraft

    MugroKraft

    MUGROKRAFT SERVER JAVA Y BEDROCK // MULTIPLATAFORMA // CROSSPLAY

    (+) Version: 1.20.1 (+) IP: 129.151.113.190:25565 (+) Survival World (+) Jobs, Lore, Clans, Warps, Marriage, Pets, Ranks, Protections, Events, Rewards, Missions, Economy, Skins, ArenaPVP, Shops and much more. (+) Para No Premium y Premium (+) His Law (+) Discord: https://discord.gg/6xWjpuUp2g

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 138 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 34
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MC Chill and Play

    MC Chill and Play

    MC Chill and Play is a Survival based community server. Hosted on a 1.16.4 server. A group of us has tried to start up a public server to give what we never found in minecraft server experiences so Come have fun, explore, make new friends and most of all just chill and play!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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