Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

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Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Emeralds Found:	4038
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Towns Built:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Animals Bred:	96	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Dragon Eggs Found:	2045	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Emeralds Found:	9262	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Villages Defended:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4647	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Animals Bred:	39

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
New Chunks Explored:	967180	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Farms Harvested:	629

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1455
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Animals Bred:	117	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	69	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	9668
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	9247	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.