Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

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Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4036
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mines Excavated:	2979
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Crops Grown:	8718	Buildings Constructed:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Emeralds Found:	2254
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227
Star Shards Collected:	202	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Love Letters Sent:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Animals Bred:	173	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
New Chunks Explored:	646280	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	481006	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4932
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!