Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Dimension Hops: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Ores Mined: 759 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Potions Brewed: 128
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 14

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 New Chunks Explored: 705075

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Mines Excavated: 1922
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Mythical Swords Crafted: 79

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 33

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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