Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 6 Void Gems Collected: 28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Mundo PixelNet

    Mundo PixelNet

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 70 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • MC PGST

    MC PGST

    A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Potions Brewed: 142

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • The Cavern

    The Cavern

    Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Enchantments Applied: 158
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • LuxCube

    LuxCube

    Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Dig up

    Dig up

    If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Falling into the Void: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • AusTv

    AusTv

    A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • AKIOMC

    AKIOMC

    We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Gods Slained: 0 Buildings Constructed: 35
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Animals Bred: 84

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • TheaLater MC

    TheaLater MC

    If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • GensFood

    GensFood

    GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Chimeras Created: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Zombie Dances: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • EcoSMP

    EcoSMP

    Discord Whitelist | Cross-Platform | Economy | Towns/Nations | In-Game Ranks | Player Shops | Custom Jobs | Free /Fly | Custom Items | Semi Vanilla | Discord Integration | Server Never ResetsJava IP: play.ecosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • The Witch Chest

    The Witch Chest

    If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Farms Harvested: 314 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • BILTU SMP

    BILTU SMP

    ⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Animals Bred: 55 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MeeTion Network

    MeeTion Network

    ———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • KingSMP

    KingSMP

    Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Mines Excavated: 2876
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • SiriusMC

    SiriusMC

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Runes Activated: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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