Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

acceptance, Community, dad’s fetishes, Daddy Issues, Delightfully, deranged, dft, FAGGOT, fetish, fuck my ass, Funky, Gender Identity, kink, Lgbt, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, never jerk off, sexual orientation, smp, Support, taboo, Therapy, Traders, trannies, Transgender

Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Potions Brewed:	183	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mines Excavated:	4883
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	612	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Chaktet

Pixelmon

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Farms Harvested:	414	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Emeralds Found:	4822	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Potions Brewed:	112

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineKeo Network

Earth, Skyblock, Towny

Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Animals Bred:	72	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

KiwiSMP

Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EcuaCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Farms Harvested:	448
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Trap Legacy

KitPvP, PvP

A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HyperHub

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP

HyperMc is an online multiplayer game that offers an immersive and exciting gaming experience. With its unique features and gameplay, it is sure to captivate players of all ages. Join the adventure now and unleash your gaming skills in the virtual world of HyperMc. For bedrock Ip server : hyperhub.ovshosting.com Port server : 19456

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6945
Mines Excavated:	3447	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BumbleCraft

Survival

We’re a gaming community, supporting the LGBTQIA+ community to feel safe in a fun and interactive community. Allowing people to express and feel themselves. Our goal is to create an environment where everyone feels included, respected and safe. We hope you’ll join us on the journey to create the number one inclusive community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Villages Defended:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VentureLand RPG

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

A completely unique RPG game in minecraft ► A large hand-built open world map ► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles ► Custom items and loot ► Unique crafting system ► Economy and market ► Custom mobs ► Dungeons and bossesNo mods required! Use the IP to join

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlzeSteal

Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

BlzeSteal is a Lifesteal Factions Server. It’s known for having its own custom-made weapons, tools, and armor. The weapons in BlzeSteal are not just ordinary; they have special designs and powers, making fights more interesting.Server IP: play.BlzeSteal.net Bedrock IP: BlzeSteal.bedrock.minehut.gg, Port: 19132> LIFESTEAL > FACTIONS > RANDOMKITS > EVENTS > PVP

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Enchantments Applied:	163	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Azalea Realms

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Azalea Realms is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released the first ever Border SMP, an awesome new twist on Minecraft. We also have a Simple SMP for anyone just looking to vibe and hang out!Azalea Realms has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.gg/azalearealms!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Enchantments Applied:	107
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.