Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

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Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Farms Harvested:	414
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ores Mined:	3525
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Emeralds Found:	9542
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	New Chunks Explored:	422135
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	188
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ores Mined:	5647
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Crops Grown:	1989
New Chunks Explored:	842137	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Potions Brewed:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	207638	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crops Grown:	3735	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Star Shards Collected:	142	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Falling into the Void:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Mines Excavated:	2451	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).