Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

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Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Towns Built:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Buildings Constructed:	44
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	224
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	2231	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchantments Applied:	159

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Void Armor Forged:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	659532
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ores Mined:	8234	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.