Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

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Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1357
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	289
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Towns Built:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Emeralds Found:	7897
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Gods Slained:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Dimension Hops:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Animals Bred:	75

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	New Chunks Explored:	65117
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.