Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

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Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	144
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Animals Bred:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Animals Bred:	181
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	431	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2994

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	231

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.