Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

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Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	8672	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	332776	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Void Gems Collected:	33	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1112
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!