Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Animals Bred: 128 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Dimension Hops: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • BendersMC

    BendersMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 37 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CarbonCraftXYZ

    CarbonCraftXYZ

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Playblocks

    Playblocks

    PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 28 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Vestria

    Vestria

    Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • OreoMC

    OreoMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Animals Bred: 133
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Enchantments Applied: 284

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • YomNetwork

    YomNetwork

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Ores Mined: 2464

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • PlayFuse

    PlayFuse

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • PokeLand

    PokeLand

    Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Cosmos SMP

    Cosmos SMP

    The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Mines Excavated: 1802
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 26
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 2812

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Respawn

    Respawn

    Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Mineverso

    Mineverso

    —-> mc.mineverso.com <—- JavaServer always updated, lag-free and a staff attentive to your needs. We currently have 5 modalities: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyWars, Vanilla and CTW.—-> mc.mineverso.com <—- Bedrock -> Puerto: 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Cavern SMP

    Cavern SMP

    Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Infection Network

    Infection Network

    Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Dragons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Fewer Network

    Fewer Network

    Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BD ZONE

    BD ZONE

    Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Villages Defended: 16 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Ores Mined: 8129

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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