Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

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Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ores Mined:	526	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Emeralds Found:	6787
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ores Mined:	4683
Star Shards Collected:	128	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Farms Harvested:	636
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magic Items Found:	6822	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

StarRail SMP

Survival

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Emeralds Found:	905
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
New Chunks Explored:	697367	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4650	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.