Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Dimension Hops: 3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99 Players Killed by Monsters: 9114
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY