Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 54
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
Divine Spears Created: 25 Enchantments Applied: 171
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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