Are you tired of the real world crushing your dreams and making you question your life choices? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the soul-sucking job market by building your own empire in a virtual world where the only termination you’ll face is getting blown up by a creeper.

Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?

So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Zombie Dances: 0
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Serendora Minecraft

    Serendora Minecraft

    Welcome to Serendora Minecraft – Sri Lanka’s Premier Minecraft Server!

    Explore, Survive, and Thrive in Serendora! Dive into the enchanting world of Serendora Minecraft, where adventure meets creativity. Our server offers a unique survival experience enhanced with **Slime Fun**, where you’ll unlock new crafting possibilities and progress like never before!

    Bedwars & Minigames Galore! Love fast-paced action? Challenge your friends to intense Bedwars matches, or enjoy a wide variety of exciting minigames that will keep you on your toes! There’s something for everyone.

    A World of Endless Possibilities Whether you’re a builder, an explorer, or a PvP enthusiast, Serendora Minecraft has it all. Team up with friends, claim your land, and build your dream world!

    Join us today and be part of Sri Lanka’s most dynamic Minecraft community. Let your adventure in Serendora begin!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 New Chunks Explored: 430983

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Craft Red

    Craft Red

    We are a semi-anarchic Brazilian server that offers an experience close to vanilla Minecraft, with complete freedom for players, except the use of cheats. Our goal is to provide an authentic environment, keeping only the “/tpa” command to facilitate gameplay and encourage interaction between participants.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Delta Force Hawk Tuah Ops Minecraft Server

    Delta Force Hawk Tuah Ops Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in creating the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experiences.

    Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers. Our custom maps are so wild, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.

    And don’t worry about those “chink devs” – our team of ninja developers will blow your mind with their insane creations. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

    Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience
    Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Chimeras Created: 1 Alien Abductions: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • SeatSnatcherCraft

    SeatSnatcherCraft
    Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

    Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

    So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

    RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • RespawnWishList

    RespawnWishList
    Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Farms Harvested: 482
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

    Nano Ruler Minecraft Server
    u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Kriegcraft

    Kriegcraft

    Welcome to Kriegcraft!

    a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

    some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

    – Advanced seasons (winter, summer, spring etc..) – quality armor ( Weapons, explosives etc..) – Vehicles ( planes, helicopters, tank and more!) – Towny ( create your own town & nation! – Brewery ( beer, vodka & much more!) – Advanced jobs! ( i bought the paid version so more fun for you! +mcmmo )

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • The Imladris Conclave

    The Imladris Conclave

    Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8366
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

    Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

    Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Dragon Scales Harvested: 145

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

    Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?
    Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

    StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

    Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis

    Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis
    Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

    Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.

    But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!

    But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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