Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is as cheap and questionable as the chink shit you find online! Join us for our back to school sale edition, where we discuss all the sketchy products you can get your hands on.

Looking for a new guide? Check out our Work In Progress guide that will have you navigating the world of cheap chink shit like a pro. Need some advice on what headphones or earbuds to buy? Head over to /g/iemg for some hilarious recommendations.

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane mergeboss links where you can click three times and post your own questionable purchase. Want a cheap smartphone? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, head over to /vr/hhg for some wild suggestions.

Join us on this wild ride of cheap products and outrageous stories. Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? Just remember, everything is from China – but that just adds to the excitement, right?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
Astral Projections Made: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Mines Excavated: 4242 Holy Grails Found: 3
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Skyland

    Skyland

    Hello and welcome to Skyland Minecraft! We are a server that focuses on world building with nations, cities and history on a Minecraft Java 1.18x-1.20x server that uses the Lands plugin.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 15

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Reforged Network

    Reforged Network

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 New Chunks Explored: 74645
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Emeralds Found: 2270
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Omnablock Network

    Omnablock Network

    Omnablock is an in-development network with 2 unique gamemodes that are “Survival with a twist”…Gamemode #1 is called TextureLack: every possible texture in the game has been taken away! In this world you must figure out how to survive when every block, item, entity and more are the exact same shade of white (or dark grey if you choose the dark mode pack). How will you get ores? How will you build your base when the colours of blocks don’t matter anymore? How will you avoid falling into lava pools in the daytime when they’re the same colour as the ground?? Change your gameplay and find out how much you’ve been taking Minecraft’s textures for granted!PLEASE NOTE: In order to prevent players exploiting the texturepack restriction by using mods, you cannot play this gamemode with Forge. Vanilla is required.Gamemode #2 is called Slice Of Life: in this mode, the entire world splits into 10-block wide strips of land. It feels like normal Survival at first, but you quickly realise that certain structures and biomes will be harder to find, so it’s important to survive with what land you’ve been given. Everything you build needs to fit within your 10-block strip, whether it’s a crop farm, mob grinder, or your base. You’ll need to change how you live in this gamemode where your land is only as wide as a 4-tier beacon!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Villages Defended: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • The Honeycomb

    The Honeycomb

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 9530
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Harlon City Server

    Harlon City Server

    A server with an ever-growing country, featuring opportunities within business, building and politics. Hop on the functional metro to your brand new apartment and start your career on the server. Seek employment at a company or start your own – or maybe give a shot at the financial sector and trade stocks. If you’re unhappy with the ways things are run – call on your elected politicians for change, or maybe even run for office yourself?Buy yourself a car, or if you prefer to relax whilst traveling, hop onboard public transportation! Play sports and other mini-games: among others we have an exclusive hockey game, only playable in Harlon!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1474 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SurvivalCraft

    SurvivalCraft

    SurvivalCraft has been around for a little more over a year now, and in that time we have created a friendly, community-driven server that welcomes all new players. Our staff-team is dedicated to make sure every player has a fun and fair playing experience. We can guarantee this by keeping the community relatively small, which in turn makes sure we are able to monitor what is going on at all times. At the moment we offer: – Survival – Skyblock – Minigames (Party Games, Bed Wars, Hide and Seek and Bomberman) We have a Discord server where we have channels for anything from memes to server suggestions. This ensures that players have a platform to have a say in the discussions. Griefing is not allowed on the server and we will roll it back for you without you having to deal with the hassle of claiming land. This allows for a great deal of freedom while building your builds! All your belongings are locked away from other players through LWC so you don’t have to worry about players stealing from you. A few of the plugins that give our server it’s unique characteristics are: CoreProtect, LWC, MCMMO and SilkSpawners. Some other features you might check in for are: vote crates, daily bonuses and the economy system. If you’re looking for a vanilla server with a bit of spice this is the server for you.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 59
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • The kismet

    The kismet

    Version: 1.7.10 Minecraft Modpack: FTB Infinity Evolved 3.1.0 – Kismet is a Happy Place! LGBT Friendly. Discrimination of ANY kind is not tolerated! – Kismet is a friendly, small community where you can decide to either play solo, play with friends, or decide to slightly enhance your experience by creating your own player shop where you can sell items to other players. – Plenty of quality of life improvements including, but not limited to: /tpa, /home, occasional events, and a claim protection system! Multiple homes, claim blocks accrue with time played, shops and economy. Now using Quickshop! – Our Website: http://kismet.enjin.com –

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Dimension Hops: 13
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

    SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ SkyFactory3 Modpack by FTB ░░░░░░ This modpack can be found on FTB and Curse launchers! ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in Datacenter on a Dedicated Server. > Online 24/7. > Protection and island creation with Grief Prevention system. > Economy – Auctions, Players Market and Server Shops. > Chance blocks. > Clans. > Crates and Rewards.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Aspiria Mc

    Aspiria Mc

    11 YEARS STRONG! Welcome to Aspiria — the best Survival server in the world! We create incredible Minecraft experiences unlike any other. Make friends and memories that will last. Every week, join us for unique events.* Survival No-Griefing server * Incredible Economy * Friendly and amazing community * Active discord server* Looking for new active staff – must meet requirementsJoin us now! IP: org.aspiriamc.com

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Blurkit Network

    Blurkit Network

    The Blurkit Netowk community was born with the purpose of entertaining you and making you spend pleasant moments enjoying our servers.Come and make an appointment with us, we have a Network in Spanish and only for Premium players. We will wait for you..

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
    Chimeras Created: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • isoVerse

    isoVerse

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Villages Defended: 16

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • mg network

    mg network

    Best Minecraft survival server 24/7 + Java/Pe/Br The Indian server and community join our discord server for giveaways Because I giveaways at my discord join now my ingame and discord name AGAMxD!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 73 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 156
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • BoxxyNetwork

    BoxxyNetwork

    BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2381 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Vexstria

    Vexstria

    Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Dotarch MC

    Dotarch MC

    Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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