Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is as cheap and questionable as the chink shit you find online! Join us for our back to school sale edition, where we discuss all the sketchy products you can get your hands on.

Looking for a new guide? Check out our Work In Progress guide that will have you navigating the world of cheap chink shit like a pro. Need some advice on what headphones or earbuds to buy? Head over to /g/iemg for some hilarious recommendations.

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane mergeboss links where you can click three times and post your own questionable purchase. Want a cheap smartphone? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, head over to /vr/hhg for some wild suggestions.

Join us on this wild ride of cheap products and outrageous stories. Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? Just remember, everything is from China – but that just adds to the excitement, right?

Updated November 10, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CalamityAR

    CalamityAR

    CalamityAR is a new start-up server that is dedicated on bringing all players a new MineCraft RPG with tons of fun modes to come in the future like PVP and PickAxe Grind mode. We are also playing on adding a new crate system to diversify the gameplay a bit. Here is a video to showcase what the server is about.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zephyrus smp

    Zephyrus smp

    Zephyrus Junior High School Note: [ OP Survival Server]– Survival– Economy– Play with Friends[Cracked Server]

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 4592

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SeagullNET

    SeagullNET

    Welcome to SeagullNET! The best server for KitPVP and Survival. Being new, we are still adding tons of new gamemodes! We take tons of community suggestions and we hope you’ll consider playing it!

    NOTE: This server is a part of Minehut. If the server is offline, you will go to the main lobby. If there type /join SeagullNET and wait until you are taken there.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blazelite

    Blazelite

    Blazelite -IP: play.blazelite.net Here at blazelite we provide you with adventure, innovation and a new experience all together. We offer you a Minecraft Server dedicated to Survival No-Grief, with a 150,000 by 150,000 worldborder to better facilitate your building desires. We are constantly tweaking our server with our custom-plugin configuration, our server spawn and our plugins to enhance our servers’ enjoyability.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sutroscraft factions

    Sutroscraft factions
    New Chilean factions server, we have new enchantments, skills, pvp, jobs, store, and opening of loot boxes for voting, aimed at being anti PAY-TO-WIN. join our discord https://discord.gg/DDse6BsdBpRescuing the old-school essence of factions. Be part of the last good minecraft server.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Skills Miner

    Skills Miner

    Welcome to the BRAND NEW Enginuity server network

    Join skills-miner.enginuity.org and electrify your game play with Skills Miner. Visit www.skills-miner.com for more information on Enginuity and the game.

    Combining gaming and engineering, Skills Miner discovers, captures and endorses your gaming expertise and matches them to engineering skills.

    Find the skills for your future whilst playing our brand new custom created levels in a new engineering world! Skills Miner provides the opportunity to discover your invisible talents and find your inner engineer. Specifically built to define and reward skills through game play, on the biggest and most played game of all time.

    Problem solving, resilience, interpretation, inspection + many more, we show you the skills you hold, providing you with information of how you can use these strengths in the engineering world. www.skills-miner.com

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Towns Built: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Simplekit

    Simplekit

    Servers about PvP with soup for health regeneration. There’s about 10 kits, working for more. What is more exiting is that u can buy your custom kit creator to create your own kit with your creativity.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Crops Grown: 8798
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lineagemc

    Lineagemc

    Brand new grief protected PVE survival server! Future updates planned such as construction guilds, custom jobs, and more!]

    We emphasize the preservation and creation of lore in the world. Eventually we hope to have a system for declaring landmarks and guild history, etc.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Buildings Constructed: 29

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MiniMinesauce

    MiniMinesauce

    Come join us on MiniMinesauce! we are a group of good friends looking to make a small hermitcraft like server, there are a few plugins, like One person sleep and stuff like that. If you would like to apply go to the website and fill out the application and we will get back to you!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Testing

    Testing
    Server IP: pvp.thearchon1.net

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Whitecraft

    Whitecraft

    A gaming community. Join Today! We are proud to have our thriving Minecraft server with many daily active players. To get build perms you must play for 2 hours with a mod online, contact mods on discord. Features: Low Moderation Economy in game and on discord 100% survival world Good admin and mod team.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Star Shards Collected: 102
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minesouls

    Minesouls

    Welcome to MineSouls, the ultimate Minecraft experience awaits you! Immerse yourself in a server like no other, where adventure knows no bounds and your wildest dreams become a reality. With a powerful combination of Fabric mods and an all-in-one package, get ready to embark on an unforgettable journey!

    🔥 Conquer Epic Bosses: Challenge yourself and your friends as you face off against fearsome bosses that will test your skills to the limit. Gather your allies, strategize, and prepare for the ultimate showdown!

    🌟 Embrace Unique Races: Discover a world where diversity thrives! Choose from a range of unique races, each with its own abilities and strengths. Unleash your true potential and forge your path in this dynamic and immersive realm.

    ⚔️ Unleash Custom Weapons: Arm yourself with extraordinary weapons crafted exclusively for this server. From enchanted blades to explosive projectiles, every battle will be an exhilarating display of power and skill.

    👹 Face More Foes: The world is teeming with new and dangerous creatures. Encounter menacing mobs that will push your combat prowess to its limits. Survive the onslaught and reap the rewards!

    🌈 Stunning Shaders: Immerse yourself in breathtaking visuals with our selection of shaders. Watch as the sun sets on a vibrant landscape, casting enchanting shadows and bringing every block to life. Prepare to be amazed!

    🚀 Performance Fixes: Say goodbye to lag and optimization issues. We’ve fine-tuned our server to deliver the smoothest gameplay experience possible, ensuring you never miss a moment of the action.

    🎨 Express Yourself with Custom Skins: Unleash your creativity and stand out from the crowd with custom skins. Create a unique avatar that truly represents your personality and become the envy of fellow adventurers.

    🌟 HD Skins: Take your appearance to the next level with our high-definition skins. Enjoy crisp and detailed designs that enhance your character’s visual impact. Let your style shine bright!

    🏠 /home Command: Never get lost again! With our convenient /home command, teleport back to your base or favorite locations instantly. Explore the vast world with ease and efficiency.

    💬 Chat with GPT Villagers: Engage in captivating conversations with GPT-powered villagers! These AI-driven inhabitants bring the world to life with their witty banter, intriguing stories, and valuable advice. Immerse yourself in a truly interactive and immersive experience.

    ⚔️ Better Combat Mechanics: Prepare for heart-pounding battles with our enhanced combat mechanics. Engage in thrilling skirmishes where every swing of your weapon counts. Master your skills, employ cunning strategies, and dominate the battlefield like never before!

    🌟 Endless Variety: With a plethora of plugins, mods, and features, the possibilities are truly limitless. From custom mini-games to hidden treasures, secret dungeons to dynamic events, you’ll always find something new to discover. Never endure a dull moment again!

    Get ready to embark on a thrilling journey through an enchanting realm. Whether you seek epic battles, unparalleled customization, or stunning visuals, MineSouls has it all. Join us today and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure with our all-in-one package. The possibilities are endless, and the excitement is just a click away!

    To join our extraordinary Minecraft server, follow these simple steps to get started:

    Download ATLauncher: ATLauncher is a launcher platform that allows you to easily manage and install modpacks. Visit the ATLauncher website (atlauncher.com) and download the launcher appropriate for your operating system.Install ATLauncher: Once the download is complete, run the installer and follow the on-screen instructions to install ATLauncher on your computer.Launch ATLauncher: After installation, open ATLauncher. You will be greeted with a login screen. If you don’t have an account, you can create one by clicking on the “Register” button.Importing the Modpack: Once logged in, navigate to the “Instances” tab within ATLauncher. Here, you can manage and install modpacks.For the first modpack, click on the “Add Instance” button, and a new window will appear.In the new window, select the “Import Pack” option.Paste the following URL in the provided field: https://litter.catbox.moe/gpz23y.zipor if the top link doesnt work try this one https://www.mediafire.com/file/0u1yp2su05btg1d/MineSouls_v3.5_1.19.3.zip/fileso either try to import the pack through the link in the import option in the instance tab or download it through the link and then import the .zip fileLaunch the Modpack: Once the import process is complete, you will see the imported modpacks listed in the “Instances” tab. Select the desired modpack and click on the “Play” button. ATLauncher will handle the necessary installations and configurations for you.Connect to the Server: After launching the modpack, navigate to the multiplayer server list. Look for our server’s IP address and click on it to join. You’re now ready to embark on an extraordinary adventure in our Minecraft server!

    Please note that it’s essential to have a legitimate Minecraft account to play on our server. If you encounter any issues during the installation or joining process, don’t hesitate to reach out to our support team for assistance. Get ready to dive into an unforgettable Minecraft experience on our server!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Team Round House MC

    Team Round House MC

    Pixelmon Server with Shiny Key Giveaways every week join now! IP- 145.239.37.53:25591 DC- https://discord.gg/8PAAGvD Staff: [Owner] Sebscar [Owner] 3rror365 [S-Admin] DarthReven6654 ———————————————————– Join now!!!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Buildings Constructed: 30

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • One Life

    One Life

    An anarchy hardcore server that only gives you ONE LIFE, use it wisely. You can, if you die, buy another life at onelife.craftingstore.net. BUT GOOD LUCK

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Villages Defended: 16
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Mc.story4craft.net

    Mc.story4craft.net
    Server IP: mc.story4craft.net

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 183
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Star Shards Collected: 198

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
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