Minecraft SMP: CraftyCreeper101 – Now that I got your attention: please bear in mind that the same creeper blew up my house for the third time this week

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who have developed their own currency and economy. You’ll never know what kind of crazy deals you’ll stumble upon down there.

3. The only way to enter our server is by doing a dramatic interpretive dance in front of a group of chickens. It’s a weird initiation process, but hey, it keeps things interesting.

4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a massive beast that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat it, and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few llamas. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Potions Brewed:	45	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Star Shards Collected:	244
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchantments Applied:	111
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ores Mined:	2519	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	643	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Emeralds Found:	9585

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3756	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Animals Bred:	80

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Towns Built:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4921	Magic Items Found:	2415
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Farms Harvested:	744	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	904
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1511

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Towns Built:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.