Minecraft SMP: CraftyCreeper101 – Now that I got your attention: please bear in mind that the same creeper blew up my house for the third time this week

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who have developed their own currency and economy. You’ll never know what kind of crazy deals you’ll stumble upon down there.

3. The only way to enter our server is by doing a dramatic interpretive dance in front of a group of chickens. It’s a weird initiation process, but hey, it keeps things interesting.

4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a massive beast that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat it, and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few llamas. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8957
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Farms Harvested:	197

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Buildings Constructed:	23	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Emeralds Found:	6317
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4342
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Items Found:	6931	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7432
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9789
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Buildings Constructed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.