Minecraft SMP: CraftyCreeper101 – Now that I got your attention: please bear in mind that the same creeper blew up my house for the third time this week

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who have developed their own currency and economy. You’ll never know what kind of crazy deals you’ll stumble upon down there.

3. The only way to enter our server is by doing a dramatic interpretive dance in front of a group of chickens. It’s a weird initiation process, but hey, it keeps things interesting.

4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a massive beast that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat it, and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few llamas. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	3975	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Secret Passages Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1992	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	77
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Emeralds Found:	8292
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	New Chunks Explored:	370627
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Animals Bred:	66	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!