Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1783
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	128	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

sololegends.net

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Potions Brewed:	62
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1493	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

mc.bananarine.net

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

45.143.198.197:25568

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

us.minevict.us

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Star Shards Collected:	91
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	54
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8513

play.corbacraft.com

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Crops Grown:	8727
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

play.houseofslap.com

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

play.templecheats.com

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Votes:	6730	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

68.14.122.249:2638

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Ores Mined:	8386	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Enchantments Applied:	300	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

23.178.240.197

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	183	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	192	Ores Mined:	5761
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Votes:	356
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

arcprison.net

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Void Gems Collected:	32

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

ny2.tect.host:1319

DarkCraft

Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Star Shards Collected:	98	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

darksoul.fun

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

otc.myserver.gs:2000

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5485	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

play.cyphercraft.xyz