Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	632455	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	229
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

Paradise Chile Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Magic Items Found:	4947
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Hello! We are Paradise Chile Network, one of the only servers set up in Chile, you will have excellent latency if you are from Latam, we currently have 2 modalities, Survival-Protections and Skyblock! What are you waiting for to join?IP: play.paradisemc.clWe have Discord community:Discord: https://discord.gg/caGjYDAVbu

play.paradisemc.cl

FarSkyblock

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Villages Defended:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

FarSkyblock is server based around the different game-modes of Skyblock. Starting now with OneBlock we look to expand and improve our player engagement with tons of activities to keep them busy. We also look towards the F2P aspect to where anything you can donate for, you can pretty much obtain in game over time! Come check us out and join us in this currently expanding server!

play.farskyblock.net

SagaCraft Brazil

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Farms Harvested:	505
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Venture into mining, create alliances and compete for the prominent position as “The richest on the server”. Join us on this journey and discover a world to explore, fight, prosper and have fun! Get ready for an unparalleled survival experience.

sagacraftbr.servmine.com:32421

Universal-Rebirth

Bedwars, Economy, Survival Games

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6721
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Universal Rebirth Minecraft Network: Adventure and CommunityExperience our main mode, Citybuild, and exciting side modes like Bedwars on our constantly updated, stable server. New: Realistic Survival mode for an intense experience!We focus on collaborative development by integrating player opinions into our planning. Our friendly team promotes harmonious interactions and is always available to chat.Support social projects through active gaming or financial contributions – all proceeds go to social initiatives and server development.On our Discord you can find out the latest information, receive fast support and take part in event planning. We offer regular events with rewards such as items and in-game money.We have a zero tolerance policy towards bullying and discrimination and look forward to welcoming you to our server!Your Universal Rebirth Team

mc.universal-rebirth.de

Blocks2Die

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Towns Built:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

BLOCKS2DIE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE SERVER An MMORPG type survival server with weapons and hordes of zombies, focused on an apocalypse, which Only the most experienced will be able to overcome.Do you think you have what it takes to survive? ENTER NOW!!! IP: mc.blocks2die.com

mc.blocks2die.com:25692

WorldCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2

Survival Server 1.20x Focused on Vanilla, but with plugins that improve players’ gameplay. Ranks We have VIPS Economy Pets Clans Wars Events And much more… Come play with us!

worldcraft.com.br:10004

LotusMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Dimension Hops:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

play.lotusmc.net

Pride Central Smp

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Welcome to our LGBTQIA+ inclusive and friendly Minecraft survival server, where everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! Our server is a safe and supportive space for players of all identities to come together and enjoy the wonderful world of Minecraft.We believe in celebrating diversity and promoting inclusivity, which is why we have created an environment where every player can express themselves freely. Whether you identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, asexual, or any other identity, you’ll find a warm and accepting community here.But that’s not all – we’re all about having a blast too! Our server hosts a variety of exciting events that are sure to tickle your creative spirit. From building competitions that let your imagination run wild to art competitions that showcase your unique talents, there’s always something happening to keep you engaged.So whether you’re a master builder, an artistic genius, or just looking for a place to connect with like-minded folks, our LGBTQIA+ inclusive survival Minecraft server is the perfect place for you. Join us and be part of an incredible community where friendship, creativity, and acceptance reign supreme!

mc.pridecentral.co

SageCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	239
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of the same old p2W 1.8.9 faction experience? We have spent months working with Tequila-Spigot, the newest cannoning.jar that allows for 1.8 cannons on the newest versions of Minecraft. That’s right, this is not a 1.8 server. 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏.𝟐𝟎.2 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝟏.𝟖 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤!

sco.minecraft.best

ShantyCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Mines Excavated:	2870	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	8334
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Star Shards Collected:	87	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Votes:	3856	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Join us at play.shantycraft.com ShantyCraft is a new and welcoming survival server running on 1.20.4! We have a semi-vanilla style game play with a some extra features for a better experience. This includes a growing economy with player sign shops, warps, a player GUI shop, and land claims to prevent griefing. We encourage new players to take advantage of a great opportunity to set up base in a fresh world. Building things like shops and warps for other players to visit is encouraged. Redstone engineers and mob farms are welcome! Come check out our community today and get started! Our server was recently opened so there’s plenty of opportunity and land to explore in a fresh new world. Play Now at play.shantycraft.com

play.shantycraft.com

SkittleMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Villages Defended:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Emeralds Found:	8992
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to SkittleMC! We’re a Minecraft network running since 2017 with an unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way. This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted. Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

play.skittlemc.com

Adventure Kingdom

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Towns Built:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimension Hops:	13

Adventure Kingdom is a minecraft server that wants to provide players with the best survival game experience. Based on the GriefPrevention plugin that protects your area from grief. In addition, there is also a mcMMO plugin that brings with the effort on the server some progress for the player. From other plugins: Jobs, RankUp system. SimpleClans… A lot of fun awaits you, so don’t wait and visit our server. :)IP: play.adventure-kingdom.org Discord: https://dsc.gg/adventure-kingdom

play.adventure-kingdom.org

WildCraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

WyldCraft ServerSemi-Vanilla Survival Server! Features: Economy Custom Spawners Custom Enchants Lag-Free Community Friendly Staff Greif Prevention Resource World Voting

play.wyldcraft.org

GamiFun Demon Slayer

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

MCMMO Roleplay modded server, that includes a bunch of loved mods, with a newly popular Kimetsu no Yaiba mod, that brings the Demon Slayer universe into Minecraft!Explore the world of GamiFun’s Demon Slayer, choose between becoming a Demon or Slayer, complete missions, become a Hashira or Twelve Kizuki, talk with people with a functional voice chat, gain money by participating in the server’s economy.The server includes famous places from the anime, like the Final Selection, Mugen Train, Entertainment District and more!Modpack: http://demonslayermodpack.gamifun.eu/ Discord: discord.gg/gamifun Website: https://www.demonslayerstore.gamifun.eu/

demonslayer.gamifun.eu

AuroEarth MC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

AuroEarth MC is a towny geopolitical sandbox server for Minecraft. We offer a custom 1:500 scale earth world for towns and nations to prosper.

play.auroearth.com