Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Emeralds Found:	1071	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Animals Bred:	100	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

Rinna Craft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Farms Harvested:	106
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Rinna Craft: Explore, Survive, and Rise!Discover Rinna Survival 1.20.2: Innovation, Excitement, and Adventure Await!Are you ready to write your own survival story? Dive into Rinna Craft and start your adventure in the latest Minecraft version, 1.20.2! In our survival server, you’ll explore dungeons, face legendary bosses with unique abilities, and forge your path to greatness.Join Now, Let the Adventure Begin! IP: mc.rinnacraft.comFor more information, visit our wiki: https://rinna-craft.gitbook.io/rinna-survival-wiki/

mc.rinnacraft.com:4007

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Animals Bred:	53	Magical Moments Shared:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	241	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

endercraft.my-mc.net

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Villages Defended:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

huhn-smp.com:25574

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Emeralds Found:	6223
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

adultswimsurvival.online

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

mc.risingheroes.org

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Void Armor Forged:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5813	Magic Items Found:	5804
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

thelegacysmp.apexmc.co:25576

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Crops Grown:	7739
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

cosmosurvival.apexmc.co

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Animals Bred:	119	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

mc.simple-zone.net

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	305	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

play.astoria.gg

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

friendszone.enxada.host:10002

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

tempomc.com

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

play.minedownunder.com

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

mc.terracraft.one

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	6462	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net