Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2094
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	90489
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	2285	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7763
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

play.valatic.net

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mines Excavated:	2866
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	831

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

play.mc-oasis.com

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4902
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Votes:	3023	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

mcs.servvival.net

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2876	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Towns Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

play.romanmc.net

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	867373
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	4081	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

mc.wafflezmc.com

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5322	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7068
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

sololegends.net

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Secret Passages Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

mc.bananarine.net

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8613	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

45.143.198.197:25568

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Runes Activated:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

us.minevict.us

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

play.corbacraft.com

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

play.houseofslap.com

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	333	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

play.templecheats.com