Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Buildings Constructed:	50	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

play.withmayx.net

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

atlasbalkan.net

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1413	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	8578	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Votes:	7470	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

play.protectorscraft.us

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	239	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7472
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

mc.covfefe.club

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Magic Items Found:	5420
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

woodymc.de

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Towns Built:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

mc.fragglecraft.com

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

play.realmofroyalty.net

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Void Gems Collected:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Zombie Dances:	0

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

135.148.122.149:25581

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	1042
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	71
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

astralclub.xyz

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Potions Brewed:	191	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

DownriverSMP.cc

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ores Mined:	2925	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	1240	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Crops Grown:	7814	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

helixia.mine.fun

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	149
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

play.blubbcity.se

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	9070	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

play.huntermc.fun:25573

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	32	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

play.TheGroveMC.net

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

chaoshub.net