Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Magic Items Found:	4157
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Items Found:	3869
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crops Grown:	5921	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Animals Bred:	168	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Emeralds Found:	2746	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	268	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ores Mined:	8374

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5786
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	250404	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Farms Harvested:	764

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Animals Bred:	133	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mines Excavated:	2330	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net