Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Void Armor Forged:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8608	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchantments Applied:	194

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5460
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magic Items Found:	5896
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Emeralds Found:	5496	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!