Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Items Found:	7448
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4347	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3923

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Alien Abductions:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mines Excavated:	3583	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magic Items Found:	3082

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ores Mined:	7422	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
New Chunks Explored:	150128	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!