Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	6137	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Secret Passages Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Animals Bred:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Potions Brewed:	138	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	463588

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299
Players Killed by Monsters:	3645	Dragon Eggs Found:	6187
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ores Mined:	634
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Dimension Hops:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crops Grown:	9504
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.