Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Buildings Constructed:	43

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	253	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Emeralds Found:	2862	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	70	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Crops Grown:	4009
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.