Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	882639	Zombie Dances:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9492

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Secret Passages Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Star Shards Collected:	241	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Towns Built:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Animals Bred:	130	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8631
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Astral Projections Made:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mines Excavated:	1523	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

StarRail SMP

Survival

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Crops Grown:	5347	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1926	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.