Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	New Chunks Explored:	376278

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Animals Bred:	66
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3947	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	894	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5348	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	21
Crops Grown:	2339	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2176	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	7217
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Dragons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	237

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	New Chunks Explored:	322014
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Alien Abductions:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	749

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Potions Brewed:	153
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.