Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Potions Brewed:	142	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TownySaga

Earth, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Commune Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

A four year old anarchy server with a rich history documented by the admin himself. With multiple wars and conflicts, and the server community is relatively tightly knit – join if you want a great community in an anarchy world.The Commune is meant to be a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large playerbase, and without all of the large group politics.You may join on ANY VERSION OF MINECRAFT after 1.12. The server will always be at the most recent version of minecraft, although you may join and play using any version.If you do join, be aware of the Imperium!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mines Excavated:	4418	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TwiCraftMC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

TwiCraftMC is a Minecraft server dedicated to provide high quality game experience.Useful Links: Discord: https://dsc.gg/TwiCraftMC Shop: https://shop.twicraftmc.xyz/IP: play.twicraftmc.xyz Bedrock: bedrock.twicraftmc.xyz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3687

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CosmosMC

Earth, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to CosmosMC. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, Prison, Skyblock and factions gamemodes.We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.cosmosmc.org PORT: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MyHEROES

Creative, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join thousands of players daily @ join.mineheroes.org How to play: www.mineheroes.net/play

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Shack

LifeSteal

Newly built server that has just released lifesteal for now. More to come in the future! We hope to see you soon.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SurvivalVerse

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to SurvivalVerse, where two distinct gamemodes, Walaku Falls and Survival Odyssey, await to deliver an unparalleled gaming experience.Walaku Falls: Immerse Yourself in Towny Adventure Embark on a captivating journey within our Towny gamemode, Walaku Falls. Here, the power is in your hands to manage and cultivate your very own community. Stake your claim on land, forge alliances with fellow adventurers, and set out on strategic journeys through breathtaking landscapes. Whether you thrive as a planner, a leader, or an explorer, SurvivalVerse offers an experience tailored just for you. Don’t miss out—join us now for an unforgettable adventure!Survival Odyssey: Uncover the Intricacies of a Groundbreaking Server Dive into the intricacies of Survival Odyssey and discover the myriad features that make this server truly groundbreaking. Explore our meticulously detailed announcement thread to learn about the sophisticated Coin Shop system, Playtime Levels, customized crates, intense PVP combat, new donor ranks, sellwands, a balanced economy, and the introduction of teams this season. The Odyssey has it all, promising an immersive and dynamic gameplay experience like never before. Join us on this epic journey and become part of a thriving community that embraces innovation and excitement.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AndromedaPVP – Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Minecraft Network com: SURVIVAL (1.20.1+)• Create your clan and dominate the CLAN LEAGUE (Monthly Event); • Complete BattlePass missions and be rewarded with exclusive items and cosmetics; • Collect Items and complete objectives; • Battle challenging Dungeons alone or with friends/clanmates; • Dominate the End and defeat the Ender Dragon after collecting 9x Dragon Balls; • Find new enchantments added when improving your tools; • Much more awaits you!…Pirata/Original Java Edition

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Fire Vanilla

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Fire Vanilla is one of the most popular 1.9+ PvP networks! And here is why you should join today!Out gamemodes consist of:• Economy Survival • Practice • Box PvP • Events So ready for a challenge? Join the most competitive Minecraft PvP network today! Bedrock and Java welcome!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MC Eternal by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: eternal.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	73
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Datblock

Creative, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A Minecraft server with new experiences and the latest content in Minecraft. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Chunky Monkey

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

We are ChunkyMonkey! A SMP server with a global economy, custom god items, McMMO and much more! This server is geared towards survival with ton of fun expansions! We’re heavily focused on the economy, bringing you a unique experience with the ability to turn almost every item into cash! You can also buy almost every item in the game, plus god items like a fortune 6 pickaxe! Sell almost every block for cash! Everything has a buy and sell value! Grind your favorite aspect of the game and easily turn your surplus of items into useful cash! Players love being able to turn their hard earned crops or spawner loot into building blocks or rank upgrades This server also provides a FREE ranking system available in the shop GUI!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.