Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Star Shards Collected:	132
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Star Shards Collected:	64	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4392	Love Letters Sent:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	545	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8674	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4244
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	211	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!