Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5442	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5751	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
New Chunks Explored:	795295	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
New Chunks Explored:	102557	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Animals Bred:	132	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.