Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

#venting, 4chan, aggravating, ANNOYING, b.., Community, Disappointment, forum, Frustration, internet, lol, long tail tag, Minecraft, Negativity, ONLINE, ranting, smp, SUCKS, Today, TOXIC, trolling, unproductive, Waste of time

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9504
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	155830
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Potions Brewed:	139
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7854	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Potions Brewed:	70
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Towns Built:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9574	Meteorites Collected:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	380354	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Potions Brewed:	89	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Villages Defended:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magic Items Found:	8667
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	828873
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Falling into the Void:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Star Shards Collected:	201	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	194	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!