Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2617
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

SeaDroneWars

air defense, Black sea, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, drone attack, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, helicopters, international relations, Military, military confrontation, Military operations, military technology, naval battle, russia, sea, SeaDroneWars, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! we have epic sea drone battles where ukraine and russia fight it out with helicopters and explosions everywhere. join us for the most intense and hilarious pvp action you’ll ever experience in minecraft. who needs regular survival mode when you can be a part of this insane war zone? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive the sea drone attack!

Astrology UFOs Santa

alien encounters, astrology, belief systems, celestial bodies, childhood fantasies, Christmas figures, cosmic mysteries, Extraterrestrial, holiday traditions, horoscopes, Kids, Men, Mysterious phenomena, mythical beings, santa, Santa Claus, star signs, ufos, unidentified flying objects, Women, zodiac signs

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	5

this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows on your face. imagine a world where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.

but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.

Renewable Power MC Server

blackouts, California, clean energy, climate change, cost increases, electricity, energy efficiency, energy independence, Energy Transition, environmental impact, green energy, grid reliability, hydroelectric power, power, power grid, power outage prevention, Renewable, renewable energy, renewable resources, Server, solar power, sustainable, wind power

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we harness the power of 100 % clean, renewable electricity to keep the server running for 98 days straight! no blackouts here, just pure gaming bliss as you build, mine, and battle your way through our crazy world. plus, who needs to worry about electricity costs when it’s all powered by the sun and wind? come join us and experience the most electrifying minecraft server around!

What is the IP for Lady Luck HQ Minecraft Server?

betting big in vegas, big win, Casino, casino games, gambling on slots, high limit room, high limit slots, how to play slot machines, jackpot, jackpot in vegas, lady, lady luck, Lady luck hq, lady luck slots, Las Vegas, las vegas slots, las vegas vlogger, live slot play, live slot play at casino, LUCK, lucky slots today, massive jackpot, Minecraft, real life casino, Server, slot channel, Slot machine, slot machine win, slots today, vegas slot machines, vegas vlog, Venetian, what to play in las vegas

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Lady Luck HQ is a popular social media influencer known for her gaming content on platforms like YouTube and Twitch. With a passion for casino games and a knack for big wins, she has gained a large following for her entertaining and engaging videos. Lady Luck HQ showcases her gaming adventures, big wins, and strategies for success in the world of gambling, making her a go-to source for anyone interested in the casino and gaming industry.

Lamp survival ♥ Minecraft server

banner, description, GIF, lamp, lamp survival, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraft rating, minecraft server, OWNER, personal account, Server, server description, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
New Chunks Explored:	62595	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

The owner of the “Lamp Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

tu.vanilla-box.ru

Epic Adventure Quest 1.20

Adventure, amusing, awkward, belly laugh, Chuckle, comedy, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Epic, funny, Giggle, guffaw, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, lmao, Quest, Ridiculous, silly, smirk, snicker, snort

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, then you gotta check out this place!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a middle school dance floor.

Join us if you wanna build a castle taller than Mount Everest or if you just wanna prank your friends by filling their house with chickens.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like watching two llamas fight over a taco.

So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash.

AuntieCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, aunt, AuntieCraft, busy, calling out, Christmas Eve party, Disney, exclusion, extended family, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, Family Support, family tradition, family trip, family unity, Group Chat, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Crops Grown:	8719
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of being left out of family gatherings and feeling like the odd one out? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to welcome you with open arms and make you feel like part of a big, crazy family!

Join us for epic Christmas Eve parties where we all contribute to building amazing structures, bring gifts of enchanted diamond swords, play games like Creeper Tag, and spend the night mining together so we can wake up on Christmas morning with a full inventory of goodies.

Forget about boring family dinners and missing out on fun trips to Disney – on our server, every day is a magical adventure filled with surprises and laughter. Plus, our virtual grandkids are the cutest little pixelated creatures you’ll ever meet!

So come on, join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs real relatives when you have a whole server full of blocky buddies waiting to welcome you with open arms? Let’s build some memories together!

XmasExclusionGriefCraft

christmas, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional distance, emotional pain, estrangement, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family exclusion, family relationships, feeling left out, holiday traditions, Loneliness, long distance relationships, self-care, self-preservation, social isolation, unresolved feelings, XmasExclusionGriefCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchantments Applied:	109	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Looking for a new family to celebrate holidays with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is always ready to party and celebrate every holiday with you, no matter how festive you want to get. We even have a special Christmas celebration where we all gather around the virtual fireplace and exchange pixelated gifts.

Join us and leave behind your real family drama. No more being left out of family gatherings or having your face rubbed in their festivities. Our virtual family will always have your back, even if we’re just a bunch of blocky characters on a screen.

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only drama is deciding which block to build your house with!

NoSmallTalks – Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, compatibility, Conversation, first impressions, first impressions matter, gut feeling, initial reactions, instant dislike, interpersonal skills., intuition, judgement, Minecraft, negative vibes, nonverbal cues, NoSmallTalks, Personality, quick assessments, relationships, smp, snap judgements, social cues, Social Interaction

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mines Excavated:	2425
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived because he had a feather falling 1000 boots on, it was insane! And the mods, oh man, they once turned a creeper into a disco ball and had a dance party in the Nether, it was lit AF! Plus, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as the one true god, like what even?! So if you want to join a server where the craziness never stops and the memes are always dank, then come join us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	4029	Towns Built:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	1033	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Divine Spears Created:	12	Void Armor Forged:	18
Towns Built:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magic Items Found:	8494	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	98
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Animals Bred:	167

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Animals Bred:	61
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchantments Applied:	91	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8991
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Crops Grown:	2536
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	185
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!