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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 1004 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 299 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Why should you join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas. Wearing. Top hats. And. Monocles.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a giant pink flamingo that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. Because why not? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust me, you won’t regret it.