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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 832 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and impeccable fashion sense.
2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who will trade you rare items in exchange for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
3. Our server has a magical portal that will transport you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat the ground, it’s not as tasty as it looks.
4. Every full moon, our server hosts a massive dance party where all the mobs come together to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!