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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6094 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and impeccable fashion sense.
2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who will trade you rare items in exchange for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
3. Our server has a magical portal that will transport you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat the ground, it’s not as tasty as it looks.
4. Every full moon, our server hosts a massive dance party where all the mobs come together to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!