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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	52	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crops Grown:	8906	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

New Minecraft Servers

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PublicSMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	335
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Hello there, brave adventurer! Welcome to the heart of PublicSMP! We have proximity voice chat that does not use mods! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting your journey in the realm of blocks, you’re now part of a community that values creativity, teamwork, and fun!We hope you enjoy your time here.

PublicSMP.com

projectEnchantedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	131	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2008	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

projectenchanted.minecraft.best 25565https://discord.gg/xzD6hawwJ6“Discover projectEnchantedMC – the ultimate Minecraft universe! Join our Java and Bedrock server for an adventure packed with grief protection, awesome plugins, and thrilling gameplay! Delve into our economy-driven survival SMP with shops, jobs, quests and the brandnew plugin; towny. Enjoy free ranks, custom items, cosmetics, and more. Invite friends to earn in-game rewards! We take custom requests for commands and builds. Plus, support us by voting and get exclusive rewards! Join our team! We’re on the lookout for builders, admins, video creators, and Discord helpers. Join the excitement at projectEnchantedMC.”

projectenchanted.minecraft.best

MercyMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

MercyMC is a new Minecraft server network with a survival server and more gamemodes to come! We’re aiming for a relaxing experience for all of our players.We offer no advantages with webstore purchases and we run on player donations to maintain our server.Come check it out and help us build a great community.port 25594 for Bedrock– ko-fi.com/playmercymc– https://www.tiktok.com/@playmercymc

play.mercymc.net

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ores Mined:	721
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4577

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

poke.mylonamc.net:25566

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5852
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	1062
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

play.artmc.net

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

mc.phoenixcraft.org

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	924
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Animals Bred:	97	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7992
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

mc.adoresfsh.com

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magic Items Found:	1872	Meteorites Collected:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

51.81.23.95:25587

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Potions Brewed:	131	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

missionprison.net

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Towns Built:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

play.maritime.gg

3b3t

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ores Mined:	4231
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Alien Abductions:	3

Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

3b3t.me

craft2style

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

=====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

mc.craft2style.nl:25567

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ores Mined:	959
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

play.skyhikermc.com

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Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	90
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magic Items Found:	2204
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Gods Slained:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

play.alinea-mc.com

SkyLife

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Emeralds Found:	2116
Dragons Tamed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	306027
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

play.skylyfe.net