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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	2521
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, magical potions that turn you into a chicken, and a hidden dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie villager, in which case, go play on a different server).

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6011
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dimension Hops:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Towns Built:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Meteorites Collected:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2832	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Emeralds Found:	4156
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Emeralds Found:	647	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Votes:	1285	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9025	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	94	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	135	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Towns Built:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Votes:	5036
Epic Quests Completed:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	1199
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4885	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	199980	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragons Tamed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co