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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9057
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Ores Mined:	4610
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, magical potions that turn you into a chicken, and a hidden dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie villager, in which case, go play on a different server).

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5971

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
New Chunks Explored:	917291	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mines Excavated:	1806

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1558	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Enchantments Applied:	112
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mines Excavated:	2883	Zombie Dances:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Farms Harvested:	814
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	663
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	8925	Runes Activated:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Dimension Hops:	10

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Enchantments Applied:	207
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Zombie Dances:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Farms Harvested:	379	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Falling into the Void:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net