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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Crops Grown:	6305
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Secret Passages Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9825
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Farms Harvested:	554	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Animals Bred:	59

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Ores Mined:	7889	Towns Built:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9307
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchantments Applied:	58
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	8867	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	5058	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Potions Brewed:	82	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Falling into the Void:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	219

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com