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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2512	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, magical potions that turn you into a chicken, and a hidden dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie villager, in which case, go play on a different server).

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Votes:	1200	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Emeralds Found:	8181	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	9400	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Crops Grown:	6344

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Love Letters Sent:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Buildings Constructed:	25	Meteorites Collected:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net