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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, magical potions that turn you into a chicken, and a hidden dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie villager, in which case, go play on a different server).

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5830	Potions Brewed:	162
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchantments Applied:	276	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6342

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Animals Bred:	80	Holy Grails Found:	4

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Emeralds Found:	6681	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ores Mined:	1871
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Items Found:	8586
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Mines Excavated:	3120	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2532

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg