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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mines Excavated:	2939
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

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ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6165	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Animals Bred:	59
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ores Mined:	6296	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Emeralds Found:	4692
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mines Excavated:	2934	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Divine Spears Created:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9174	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	452
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Animals Bred:	165
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Crops Grown:	3241	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Falling into the Void:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Towns Built:	1

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	575776	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org